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Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Michael Joyce
(---.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
Date: April 04, 2008 11:57PM
So I've been working on a really cool cork handle project with lots of clamping, cutting...more cutting and clamping, and cutting and clamping.....I make sure I leave a clamped product over the refrigerator so the dog dont get at it...tonight I finally have a finished blocked of weird elliptical crosses thats ready for sanding with the hopes of doing something "outside the box". I put the ready to turn block on top of the microwave....and go to teh store for 15 minutes.
The DOG!!!!! ....jumps 3ft from the stools to the breakfast bar..traverses the counter, bypassing potato chips and a chocolate bar in order to grab my block of cork inlays ,over cork inlays, and proceed to chew it to bits....seriouslly... BITS!!! Question: What was my reaction? A) " I learned so much in this clamping project, and your such a cute little puppy...and let it go?" B) ..I chase the dog around teh house..throwing a soccer ball at her. C)..I collect all her play toys...and grind them down in a meat grinder. D) Glare at the "thing" that my wife and son love for some reason. E) All of the above NERB that types with a bar of Ivory soap in his mouth. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Dave George
(---.qld.bigpond.net.au)
Date: April 05, 2008 02:51AM
Perhaps D. If it were mine I'd shave his arse and paint a target on it and tell it in no uncertain terms that if it happens again that is where I'll plant a size 10.
Back to the clamping board. Dave. Avast Ye Matey Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Bob Balcombe
(---.dyn.centurytel.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 04:36AM
Hey years ago I was putting finish on a rod, it looded great. Then my kids came in to the work area with their dog. It so happened I had our cat in the shop. Here is where the horror story starts. First the cat clips the dogs noes then the dog bits cat. then the fight was on dog and cat are jumping all over the place fur is flying. When it was all over there was cat and dog fur all over my finish. I still have that rod today and it fishes good. Cat and dog hair is still in the finish. When people see it I tell them I was expermenting on a new pattern. Thats how feather inlays evoled. LOL
Good Wraps Bob Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Bill Beall
(---.always-online.wispnet.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 07:46AM
Next time, IN the microwave. (The cork, not the dog, lol.) Sad tale. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Steve Gardner
(---.nc.res.rr.com)
Date: April 05, 2008 07:47AM
My choice in no uncertain terms;
Shoot the dog. In my house a dog on the furniture or counter top is a dead dog period! Wife and daughter will get over it Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Bill Stevens
(---.br.br.cox.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 07:53AM
Cool it!
Get in the car take a short ride and look for the replacement Bannana! (Golden of Course) Look for one to you can take one home for the little doggy to play with while you watch and go back to wrappin! Don't tell Gardner what you take home or you will have another unwanted houseguest! UNOWHO!!!! Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Mark Blabaum
(---.dsl.mhtc.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 09:17AM
E) All of the above. I have always found that the first of any thing is just the pre-curser for greater work. The dog did you a favor in the long run (that's what I always tell myself when things go bad). It is a great story, I'm sure some day you will be able to look back and laugh at it. Maybe not, but still a great story. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Bob Balcombe
(---.dyn.centurytel.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 09:26AM
Heck every time I weave or do thread work it is a learning experience
Good Weaps Bob Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Michael Joyce
(---.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 09:27AM
E) all the above............unfortunately I now have a plastic hamburger "squeeky" toy completely jammed up in the meat grinder.
Mark, your work inspired me to try all this cutting and clamping. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Dr. David Daniels
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Date: April 05, 2008 09:41AM
Praise the dog, shoot the wife... No special reason, just seemed like a bonus LOL... Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Bob Balcombe
(---.dyn.centurytel.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 10:05AM
Just a thought to those dog and cat lovers. Next time you make up a finish. Make a triple batch thine it down. This is the important part, Throughly mix in to your pets favorite treat..Now feed it to them. Once the finish has set up, place your pet near the door use it as a door stop. They well never move or smell. LOL OUCH!!!! My wife just shot me and I am hanging in the cooler
Good Wraps Bob Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Billy Vivona
(---.nycmny.east.verizon.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 10:28AM
The heck with clamping...CONTACT CEMENT. I'd love to see the pics, use the XL Rods addy. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Thomas Kaufmann
(---.hr.hr.cox.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 10:51AM
I definately like E but also am going to side with Steve on this one... animal on anything but the floor equals ousted animal! Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Michael Joyce
(---.hsd1.ma.comcast.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 10:52AM
Originally clampiing,,,changed to contact cement...LOTS of cuts. only pics I could send u Billy would be the squeeky hamburger toy stuck in the meat grinder, or a shot of dog "poop"(I really wanted to chose another word here)....with bits and peices of cork and trim all comingled within it. LOL NERB that types with a bar of Ivory soap in his mouth. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Steve Cox
(---.client.mchsi.com)
Date: April 05, 2008 12:19PM
Use the Mike Barkley, Randy Putter theory...... marble the dog!! Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Fred Yarmolowicz
(---.hsd1.nj.comcast.net)
Date: April 05, 2008 01:18PM
Mike, I seem to remember a story in the paper about cats being found frozen the freezer and swore it couldnt be you. But now if the story were to read a dog it may make sense. Freddwhy (Rapt-Ryte) Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
J.B. Hunt
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Date: April 05, 2008 05:11PM
I'm with Steve on this one . In no uncertain terms !! J.B.Hunt Bowling Green, KY Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Randy Parpart (Putter)
(---.dsl.dynamic.nccray.com)
Date: April 05, 2008 05:34PM
C, but substitute dog for toys?
I'm lucky; neither dog will climb stairs so they stay on the main floor away from my wrapping room upstairs. Putter Williston, ND Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Mick McComesky
(---.244.36.52.Dial1.StLouis1.Level3.net)
Date: April 06, 2008 01:50AM
If I hadn't been there myself, this would be tragic. But since I have... Dude, I feel your pain but it is terribly funny. LOL I can relate to the burger in the grinder more than you know!
I'm only ticked at the little skewer candidate because I'd love to see what you did. Re: Friday Follies- revisited
Posted by:
Donald Newenhouse
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Date: April 06, 2008 12:32PM
Hey wait a minute--- is this one of thoes trick post where someone replies something like--- should have taken the pooch to the store with you---- and have a chance to win a years subcription to ROD MAKER ??
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