To Mr. "All In" NERB - Official Release of the Thread Title Requested

The Official Custom Rod Pull scheduled for High Noon On ICRBE 2009 Sunday in the front parking lot at the Convention Center in High Point has a new entrant in the professional class. All Skeeter, Ranger and Champion registered boat owners are hereby advised that Steve, "AKA Mr. Micro" Gardner and his 1994 Javelin 20 ft bass boat have been approved for the competetion. Mr. Gardner has claimed that 20 rods will be in the locker and eight will be randomly selected for the Fast Draw Shoot Out!

Are participants liable for any damaged casued to rod guides?

Swampland Rods offers to repair any and all damaged rod guides for the cost of the guide plus a somewhat inflated labor charge.

Deductions From Composite Scoring Each Count

Guide or Tip Ring Knocked Loose (- 3 Points)

Guide or Tip Fame Bent over 10 Degrees (-3 Points)

Single Foot Guide Knocked Off (- 5 Points)

Single Foot Guide Forhan Wrap Knocked Off (-10 Points)

Double Foot Knocked Off ( - 12 Points)

Broken Blank (-20 Points)

Verbal Utterance of Profanity (Disqualification)

Bribery Of Judge ( + 10-50 Points)

"Verbal Utterance of Profanity (Disqualification) "

I've been DQ'd for the next 25 ICRBE's already, lol.

Billy Vivona Wrote:
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> "Verbal Utterance of Profanity (Disqualification)
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> I've been DQ'd for the next 25 ICRBE's already,
> lol.


No kidding. I think you should get more points based on how creative you are and if you can make Mr. Stevens blush.

Scott Sheets
www.smsrods.com

I want extra points for yelling "They're schooling! It's bigguns too!" as I dash to the rod box.

The scoring makes it look like it's a competition for who gets the lowest score.

The Judge will be the New England Tunnel Digger With The AKA "All In" - You can bribe him but you surely will have no chance of making him blush! During the very brief time the Rod Pull is going on outside in the parking lot the Swamper will be fooling around with the toys on Ray Covers' table!

Verbal Utterance of Profanity (Disqualification)
Does that mean visual displays are permitted?

No visual gesticulations allowed for US citizens...yet, allowed for those travelling with a passport, and limited grasp of the english langauge. GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love being a judge!!

(Guess who's going to Disneyworld????? wooooohoooooooooooooo...winner winner,chicken dinner.....not me...got 2nd though. Kind of like second on the photopage....but it Pay$$$.) LOL.

Anyone else wanna make some profanity rules????

NERB that types with a bar of Ivory soap in his mouth.

...and NO SPITTING!!!!!!...yeah Bill, you can borrow "Friday Funnies" for a bit...I own "Friday Follies"......exclusively.

Have you fellas started drinking already? Wait I know, some one spiked some of that shrimp you've been passing around Bill.

Sammy you are strickly forbidden to sell, give, barter, transfer, loan or sneak any of those rod tubes you sell to any contestants for use of any kind during the events concerning the Rod Pull. An authorized agent designated by "de Judge" will appear at your booth on Saturday and accept the prize you have chosen to donate to the winner of the Speed Event. Your supposition is correct we are preparing for the storm - key word "Bottoms Up"!

Bill;
You got to stop changing the rules. Every time I think of a way to hedge the competition you keep eliminating it.
How we gonna make any money you keep doing that?

No financial exchanges!!!

NERB that types with a bar of Ivory soap in his mouth.