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Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Joe Brenner
(---.swifttrans.com)
Date: April 18, 2006 05:04PM
Guys need to come up with some new reasons to explain why I need to build another rod....LOL .
She just doesn't understand...... Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Bryan Thompson
(---.hsd1.il.comcast.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 05:14PM
Seasons change and also the fishes behavior.
She needs a new pair of shoes every time she goes out, well you need a new rod every time you go out fishing. Rods are like sex, Do we ever really have enough? I use the excuse, Don't talk to me I've had a horrible week and all I can do that will make me feel better is to build a new rod. (Be very very stern, and unrelenting, she may even want you to build a new one) Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Cliff Hall
(---.dialup.ufl.edu)
Date: April 18, 2006 05:20PM
You're thinking about writing a book on rod-building, ... but
you gotta work out some more details first on another project. -Cliff Hall+++ Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
john earls
(---.dsl1.blu.wv.frontiernet.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 05:29PM
Just cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Steve Gardner
(---.dyn.sprint-hsd.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 06:13PM
One of your customers wants to see a sample of what you can do with some of the new materials on the market. Before he puts out the kind of money your asking for the one he wants.
I'm tired of being out fished those guy's fishing with that new type of blank. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Jim Sawyer
(---.tci.com)
Date: April 18, 2006 06:33PM
And, after all that....................
Say those 2 secret words ("Yes Dear") - Then build yourself another rod (it is a top secret project) - We build - therefore we are,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Raymond Adams
(---.hsd1.ca.comcast.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 07:35PM
Even high end blanks and the finest titanium components
are cheaper than therapy! Remember your are an addict and unlike other additions, there is no cure! Raymond Adams Eventually, all things merge, and a river runs through it.. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Bob Sale
(---.16.229.69.cust.uslec.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 08:30PM
Try this.....It's Tuesday. I only have 3 tuesday rods, and there are 4 tuesdays in the typical month.
If she golfs, it's like golf clubs. If someone understands why you need a whole bag full of them, they will understand why you need a whole bunch of fishing rods. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Doug Moore
(---.dfw.dsl-w.verizon.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 09:23PM
Because the voices in my head tell me too!!!!!!!!!! Regards......Doug@ TCRds Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Scott VanGuilder
(---.client.mchsi.com)
Date: April 18, 2006 09:27PM
Borrowed my new fly rod to my son and now he doesn't want to part with it. Need to replace it. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Mike McGuire
(---.snvacaid.dynamic.covad.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 09:39PM
Ask forgiveness after the fact, not permission before.
Mike Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Alex Petley
(---.autobahn.mb.ca)
Date: April 18, 2006 09:44PM
I say OK Dear you are right I will quit building rods and get on the couch and watch TV and drink beer. I may need a big dish for all the sports events I will be watching. It may cost more and wreck my health but it will be a replacement for rod building.
Cheers Ron Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Keith Tymchuk
(---.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net)
Date: April 18, 2006 10:15PM
Just make a deal...Promise her a weekend away....Drive up on a Friday night...or Saturday morning. Nice place...romantic dinner...bottle of a good chablis....Room service breakfast...
If that doesn't work...Just beg! Both approaches have worked for me. She laughs at both feeble strategies.....but they work! Keith Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Michael Joyce
(---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: April 19, 2006 04:44AM
....."If I don't get the components right NOW, its going to cost twice as much in a couple months due to the price of a barrel of crude oil. It may be wise to get 3-4 blanks."...... Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
John Blair
(---.rgv.res.rr.com)
Date: April 19, 2006 06:52AM
Redneck excuse::::::::::::::::::::
IF I CAN'T BUILD A ROD THEN YOU CAN'T GO TO WAL MART........... Big John Rio Hondo, Texas Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
bill boettcher
(---.250.153.32.Dial1.Weehawken1.Level3.net)
Date: April 19, 2006 08:54AM
It came to me in a dream -- God said - build thy rod of 6' 1 PC ----------
Or heck -- the devil made me do it ??? Stand up streight, head held high --- I need it !!! Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Joe Brenner
(---.swifttrans.com)
Date: April 19, 2006 09:59AM
LOL...
Think I'm going to try Cliff's first then go from there.....seems like we are all a bit pathetic. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
Mick McComesky
(---.boeing.com)
Date: April 19, 2006 10:03AM
Explain that you have become overwhelmed with deep feelings of love and devotion towards her, but because you are a stupid, pathetic Neanderthal, you are incapable of expressing these feelings in mere words, and even if you could, she deserves so much more, and better. So the only way to cure your aching heart and vent these powerful emotions is to build a rod to honor her, one that will last a lifetime. While she may view it as a mere trinket, for you it is a symbol of your love and devotion because you put your very heart and soul into it while thinking of nothing but her, and how she deserves the best you can do. You are sorry that you cannot do something different, but being the simple creature that you are, this is the only way that you can bare your heart. While another diamond is nice, it is just a store bought item, something that just doesn’t come from deep within you.
Keep going like this and after about 20 minutes she’ll get so tired of listening to this bull that she will roll her eyes and beg you to shut up and just go build the stupid thing. Then get her some flowers and prepare to kiss up to her and be a slave for a month. It’s worth it for another rod. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
bill boettcher
(---.an1.nyc41.da.uu.net)
Date: April 19, 2006 12:05PM
If she believes all that --- I'll marry her After that speech, I would love to see the look on her face ???!!!!
That was heavy. Re: Best excuses......need to build a new rod
Posted by:
John Broughton
(---.iad.untd.com)
Date: April 19, 2006 01:09PM
Best solution of all although maybe too late for some of you!
Marry a gal that loves to fish, teach her the difference between store rods and custom built, build her a rod with her name or something mushy on it, enjoy the rest of your days fishing and building rods together!!!!!!!!! Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
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